
They Shoot Horses, Don’t They?
May 3, 2008The Kentucky Derby was today. Oooh! Ponies!!
Anyway, because it matters to some people, Hillary Clinton was asked which horse she was backing. She picked a pretty filly by the name of Eight Belles.
Eight Belles came in second. At the finish line, she broke both her front ankles. And had to be euthanized.
Hmm.
I’m not saying the two events are related. I’m just saying.




