OMG Puppies!

 

Oh so cute

I’m probably the last person in the world to catch on to Puppy Cam, but oh my God, it’s so cute.  I actually sat around watching them sleep for like 45 minutes this afternoon.  They were spooning!  And one of them was having a bad dream and kicking it’s little legs!  And then when they woke up, one of them got into a fight with the stuffed carrot.  Heeee…

Anyway, here’s the story on the puppies.  Sadly, they’ll only be around for a few more weeks.  Once they turn eight weeks old, they all have new homes to go to.

Basically Tragic

I think W Magazine might have screwed the pooch on this one.  Because this is seriously a hot mess.  Let’s explore all that is wrong:

1.  Dead eyes.  Blake looks stoned.  And there’s no light in her eyes at all.  That’s some serious drunkface right there.

2.  Her neck appears to have been devoured by her hair.

3.  What the fuck is going on with her arm?  It looks like she has a separated shoulder that was set improperly.  I’m pretty sure only Barbie is the only one who can do that.

4.  Smashed boobs!  The sideboob is being pinched horribly!  And it’s starting to roll over the side of the dress!  Ouchies!!

5.  As further evidence that the dress doesn’t fit properly, note the wrinkles on the underboob area.  God Damn!  That’s what the liquify tool is for!

6.  Her legs are under there, right?  Like, near the flag area?  And what is the purpose of the flag anyway?  Unless “the best new American fashion” involves having the stars and stripes dangling off your ass.

If this is the final version, I shudder to think what the original, untouched version looks like.  Who did you piss off at W Magazin, Blake Lively?  Who?

(I’ve been neglecting my blog.  That’s bad.)